Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Education Jokes
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
What is 2+2? Fish.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
