A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
What is 2+2? Fish.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
