Education jokes
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
My grades.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.