Education jokes
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Memes
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"