Education jokes
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Memes
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.