Education jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
My grades.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Memes
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!