When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Education Jokes
Why are my students so naughty?
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Was 9 + 10?
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
