Education jokes
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
My mom picked my major.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.