Education jokes

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

2 times 4 equals 18?

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Was 9 + 10?

Kid: I got homework.

Mom: Ok, so?

Kid: I got a F in my balls.

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

Why does the emo kid skip class?

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.