Education jokes
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.