Education jokes

How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.

How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

My mom picked my major.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.

Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?

Because it couldn't count the bars!

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.