Education jokes
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Memes
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why are my students so naughty?
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Was 9 + 10?
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.