Education jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
My mom picked my major.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"