Economy jokes
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I suffered The Great Depression.
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.