I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
150,000$
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
