Economy jokes
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
China.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!