Economy jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.