Economy jokes

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!

Too bad it's a dying trade. :)

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?

She called for a price check.

I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

What is an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.

"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."

Ok.

"Thank you, what is your wish?"

I wish for my 5 cents back.

I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?

"Ain't you got no cents?"

Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."

Why can't orphans buy chips?

Because they're family sized!

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.