Economy jokes

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.

Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

What is an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.

I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?

She called for a price check.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."

Ok.

"Thank you, what is your wish?"

I wish for my 5 cents back.

I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.

Why can't orphans buy chips?

Because they're family sized!

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?

"Ain't you got no cents?"

Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

I charge 50 bucks a suck.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.