Economy jokes
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.