Economy jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
Memes
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
China.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.