Economy jokes
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
China.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?