Economy jokes
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Memes
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.