Economy jokes
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
China.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.