Economy jokes

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

What is the poorest country in the world?

Poortugal...

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.

Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?

My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.

Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

What do you call a country's booty?

Its bottom line.

I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.