Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Economy Jokes
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
