Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
