Economy jokes
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Memes
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
China.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.