Economy jokes
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Me after hearing
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.