Economy jokes
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.