Economy jokes

I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't orphans eat chips?

'Cause they're family sized!

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

Where do walls shop?--Walmart.

Wood-fired pizza.

How would pizza get a job now?

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.

When does it rain money?

When there's a change in the weather.

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.