Economy jokes

Want to save 50% on your Chinese?

Just ask before you pay.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't orphans eat chips?

'Cause they're family sized!

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

Where do walls shop?--Walmart.

Wood-fired pizza.

How would pizza get a job now?

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

When does it rain money?

When there's a change in the weather.

China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.