Economy jokes
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The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.