Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Whats the difference between Economy And Vietnamese??....... Econmy doesn't work
am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline is like the economy it's going down
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Ever heard of the currency TNT? All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT.
