Economy jokes

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

Why can't people in Africa have medicine?

Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Why can't orphans eat chips?

'Cause they're family sized!

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Wood-fired pizza.

How would pizza get a job now?

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

Where do walls shop?--Walmart.

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got the gas bill.

When does it rain money?

When there's a change in the weather.

China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"