Economy

Economy jokes

Hooker

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

Lamborghini

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Casino

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

Memes

Market

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Money

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

Bank

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Poor

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

Market

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

Nude

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

Ford

A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.

Commie

I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.