It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
Economy Jokes
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
