Economy jokes

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?

Economy doesn't work.

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!

Too bad it's a dying trade. :)

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

A: Cha-ching!

What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?

They both get really high.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Why are there no chemists in Africa?

Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.