Economy jokes
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)