Economy jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Memes
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.