Economy jokes
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Solve world hunger: $10 My paycheck: $10 US Government:
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Gan cube prices?
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺