Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
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