Economy jokes
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!