Economics jokes
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
I gun give money.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.