Economics jokes
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
"Sharing is communism."