Economics

Economics Jokes

Lottery

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

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  • Hitler

    The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.

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  • Difference

    What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

    A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.

    Whore

    If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

    Non-profit wh*reganisation.

    Cash

    We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

    Woman

    What’s the difference between women and cars?

    At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

    Gas

    Why is Hitler better than Biden?

    Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.

    Condom

    I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.

    I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.

    Tax

    If the government can print money,

    Then why are we paying taxes?

    River

    In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

    My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

    Job

    My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.

    Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.

    Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.

    My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.

    Depression

    There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

    What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

    Purchase

    What was the worse purchase America ever made?

    Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.

    Friend

    I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

    Life

    I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!