Economics jokes

I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?

They both charge.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

I gun give money.

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."

The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.