Economics jokes

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.

The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.

If you are poor, get money.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.

money + money = MONEY

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

"Sharing is communism."

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?

They both charge.