What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
