Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
"Sharing is communism."
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically emotionally and mentally and economically and socially
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
