Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. You see, orphans don't have parents. Costco gives out "free samples", but to get into Costco, you usually need a membership, often associated with a family. So, orphans are missing out on the freebies 'cause they're missing parents. Get it now, genius?