Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
