Economics jokes
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.