Economics Jokes

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜

Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.

Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.

Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.

My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.

If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"