Economics jokes

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"

The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.

I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?

Because proper tea is theft.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.