Economics jokes
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.