If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
