Economics jokes
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.