Ever heard of the currency TNT? All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
