why does the flash eat ostreges because he likes fast food
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed
what does Stephen hawking eat?
Are u a chipotle bowl cus i wanna eat u out.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Why did the snake eat a panda?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
What’s one food orphans can eat
Homemade
Her: eat my ass Me: Yes chef!
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
