Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why did the snake eat a panda?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
