Eating jokes
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.