Eating jokes
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Explain Bear i hate you
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!