(True story)
One day Sally's mom said "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says "no you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says "because I'm a beaner and we don't taste good."
The most unrealistic part of chotta bheem is not he eating a laddu and getting power. Its he eating a whole laddu in one shot.
why do Mexicans eat tacos because there border hopers
why did the roman not eat bbq chicken? Because he "wasn't a veggaterian"
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Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad Huh?
my dad said i need to eat more i dont no why but his fat ass need to stop eating
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA. Eating pork rinds sword fightin in pajamas. At the crib playin fortnite with your grandma.
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I have a riddle for u;
10 people are on a boat But they all die due to a tsunami except the captain Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat” Once he eats it, he starts crying Why?
Joke: '7 8 9' (seven eight nine), why is 8(eight) scared of 7(seven)?\
Answer: This is because; in '7 8 9', 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Jesus is what he eats! Shit!
“Jonny jonny” “yes papa” “eating sugar” no papa” “OPEN UR MOUTH!!” Shoves hand down throat-
Why did draven eat curry? Idk Ask him Dravenッ #1121
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I bet you eat your cereal with water bc your dad never came back with the milk
Eat this peppe
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