Eating jokes
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Memes
SPAGHETTI DEMON
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!