Eating jokes
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?