Eating jokes
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Memes
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Why did the snake eat a panda?