Eating jokes
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.