Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Listen up, buttercup. The cow ate because it was staaaarving! You know, when your tummy is yelling at you to stuff it with snacks? Cows get that too, but instead of Cheetos, they chow down on grass. It's not rocket science, but I guess for some folks, even that's a stretch.
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