How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro ๐ค 2. Sell Pernandes ๐ค 3. Sell Bencho ๐ค 4. Sell Trashford ๐ค 5. Terminate penaldo ๐ค 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal ๐
These came down deep from my heart donโt let me down again, please.
Iโm not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying and it was easy do you know why
Because I am a bully!!!
OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer but they only had 2 dollars each. Christopher got an idea and run away to the butcher and see if he got something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys. - Are you crazy?! Said Tony to Christopher. 'We don't have any money!' - Take it easy now, said Christopher. 'I have a plan.' When they finnished drink everything up christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth. The bartender saw what they did and throw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub. After the 10th pub said Tony: I can't do this anymore. I am drunk and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk. - How do you think i feel? Said Christopher exhausted. ' I dropped the sausage in the 3th pub!'
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please Iโm trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Sorry, whatโs the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Donโt you hate it when your teacher(s) say, โjust focus, itโs that easyโ
And then you die inside
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Why are colds such bad robbers? -- Because they're so easy to catch.
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats donโt hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You donโt understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats arenโt venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"Iโm Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
Who am I rooting for during the Superbowl? Easy. Taylor Swift
