What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
The Utility of Duck Tape
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you absolute walnut. The joke is that tape stops a person from screaming so a predator can force himself on them. You're probably the type of person who tries to push a pull door. Stay based.