Easiness jokes
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.