At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

It ain’t always easy having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain’t hard

I don’t understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days

What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

a boy walks in on his parents having sex.“What are you doing to my mother?!”,the boy screams at his father,and runs out of the room.soon,the parents hear screams coming from the father’s mother’s room.They both go running.They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything.“What are you doing to my mother?!”,the father screams.“It’s not so easy when it’s your mother is it?”,says the boy

🧀:C’mon tomato!

🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.

🧀:You’re a mile away.

🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum

Man Cancer is so easy to beat, I’m already on stage 4

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

cancer is so easy to beat im already at stage four!

What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???

A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven

Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”

And then you die inside

Easy! Peesy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck’s house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn’t easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.

What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They’re both easy to spread

Symptoms of Schizophrenia The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize, because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions Hallucinations