Easiness jokes
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*