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How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
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Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning
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a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
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Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
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Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama
What's the fastest thing on earth? An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Earth is full, Go home!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
