Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
Earth is full, Go home!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
What does the Bible stand for? Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
yo mama so big her belt size said equator
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth
What's the fastest thing on earth? An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠 I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your birthday 🎁 I did
what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
what did the sun say to the earth am i hot
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
