Earth Jokes

Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it

Battery 1%

I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power

Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.

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What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

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🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon

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For someone to be stealing a bag of glod in heaven criminal on Earth and heaven

global warming is the average of temperature on earth

Hoow on god's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

73 Earths can fit in Uranus.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people

Your forehead so big the earth split in half

I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.

God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy

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Scp 173 has breached containment this is not a joke multiple keter class scps have breached containment this is an xk class event evacuate the earth and solar system the world is ending