Earth

Earth Jokes

Orphan

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Crack

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?

A: Because it was on crack.

Teeth

What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?

The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.

Cucumber

A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."

Year

what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:

An image of the Earth surrounded by rings, similar to Saturn's, set against a dark, starry background. The Earth is partially obscured by shadow and the rings are shades of gray and white.

Mama

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

Rock

What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.

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  • America

    I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

    Vegan

    Vegans: Save the Earth.

    Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!

    Party

    Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?

    Because you need to planet.

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  • Orange

    The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

    Woman

    Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

    Plant

    What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

    Ocean

    Why is the ocean so salty?

    Because the land doesn't wave back! 🀣

    Moon

    🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.