Earth jokes
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!