Earth jokes
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?” Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil. “Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly. “Correct,” says the teacher. The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?” Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil. “Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts. “Correct again,” says the teacher. The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep. This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?” Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.