Earth jokes
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
The earth is flat.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."