Earth Jokes

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?

A: Because it was on crack.

What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?

The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.

A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."

what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:

An image of the Earth surrounded by rings, similar to Saturn's, set against a dark, starry background. The Earth is partially obscured by shadow and the rings are shades of gray and white.

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

What did the sun say to the Earth?

"Am I hot?"

Vegans: Save the Earth.

Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!

Battery 1%.

I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.

Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?

Because you need to planet.

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.