Earth jokes
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!