Earth jokes
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Earth is full. Go home!
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.