Earth

Earth jokes

Tree

    • "Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."

    World

    • I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

    She said, "but the world is round."

    I said, babe, you are my world.

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    • Curry

    • We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

    A mugshot-style image features a person with dark hair and brown skin, accompanied by text that reads, "Come to the brown side... We have curry..."
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    • Earth memes

    Nun

    • Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."

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    • Wish

    • A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"

    So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."

    The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"

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    • God

    • God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?

    Virus

    • One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

    A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

    Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

    Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

    Sex

    • How does the earth rate its sex?

    Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

    If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

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    • Human

    • What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

    To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

    Sex

    • You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?