Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
