Earth jokes
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Memes
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?