the earth was flat until yo mama buried herself
yo mamma so fat scientists say shes the closest planet to earth
the earth used to be flat
till they buried yo mama
i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is
It’s me back at it again
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1,
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on earth again.
Yo mama so fat when she landed to the earth the earth cracked like eggs LOL
God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks
lmao
global warming is the average of temperature on earth
For someone to be stealing a bag of glod in heaven criminal on Earth and heaven
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Hoow on god's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Scp 173 has breached containment this is not a joke multiple keter class scps have breached containment this is an xk class event evacuate the earth and solar system the world is ending
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm no an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
Your momma so fat that she is the earth
