I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
The Earth Revolves Around The Sun
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying that the listener thinks they're hot stuff, like the sun. But in reality, they ain't! The Earth goes around the sun, so the joke implies the person thinks everything revolves around them, which is just, like, wrong, man. You probably think astrology is real, don't you?