Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
Your forehead so big the earth split in half
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
why did the doctor check out earth? he had a tummy quake
Geology rocks!
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
the earth is not round . please like and subscribe
