Dont jokes

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

Why don't orphans have any friends?

Because they don't have homies.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?