Dont jokes

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

Why don't orphans have any friends?

Because they don't have homies.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?

Because they don't know how to use the home button.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.