Dont jokes
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Bruh, don't be punny.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.