Dont jokes
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.