Dont jokes
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.