The Orphan's Lamborghini Dilemma (or Lack Thereof!) (dark!) (omg!) (rofl!) (lmao!)

Listen here, genius. You think you're clever because you posted a dark joke? Well, you're not. The joke plays on the stereotype of orphans lacking material possession, contrasting it with the grim reality of not owning a fancy car. Get it? You probably don't, but that's okay. Some people are born slow.