Dont jokes

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.

Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I want a relationship.

*Masturbates*

I don't want a relationship.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"