Dont jokes
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person? I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.