Dont jokes
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.