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Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.

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The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

Why can't orphans call their friends?

Because they don't have a home phone!

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.