Dont jokes
You don't have any balls.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8