Dont jokes

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?

A: They don't belong in buildings.

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

Best, Tenya Bailey.

Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."

Why don’t clams like to share? Because they’re very shellfish.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.

Mineta: Go on.

Denki: Uraraka's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it.

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: ^cries T_T^

"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.