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Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
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Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(