Dont jokes
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
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Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!