Dont jokes
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."