Dont jokes

I don't trust trees...they look shady.

I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

Why did Dad Man quit acting?

I don’t know either.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.