Dont jokes
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Don't free Britney!
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.