Dont jokes
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I don't have time to write this joke.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"