Dont jokes
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅