Dont jokes

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

"Watersharky, don't leave the site."

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

How do goldfish know when to eat?

They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?