Dont jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."