Dont jokes
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.