Dont jokes

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

Why don't orphans go home at pickup?

Because they don't have parents to pick them up.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.