Dont jokes
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.