Dont jokes
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"