Dont jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."