Dont jokes
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why does this always happen to me...
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.