Dont jokes
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.