Dont jokes

How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?

I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Don't you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL!

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.