Dont jokes
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
I don't think jokes are very funny.
JAW don't know sh*t!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.