Dont jokes
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.