Dont jokes
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
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