Dont jokes
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?" She: "I don't know. I've never looked."