Dont jokes

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Why don't orphans get dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

What's common in vampires and American kids?

They both don't get old.

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

Orphan: I'm hungry.

Dad: Let's go to KFC.

Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.