Dont jokes
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.