Dont jokes

Why do orphans not like laptops?...

They don't have a homepage.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

'Cause they just wash up onshore.

"What did we hit?"

"I don't know, a rock."

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?

A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)