Dont jokes
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Two Italian men get on a bus.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."