I was lying on the bed the other night and my mrs was playing with my cock trying to get it to go hard, she asked me whats the matter i said i just dont find women without hair very attractive
Why can't oraphans play basball?
because they dont know where home is
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
somebody shouts "fire!"
man1 - get the children out man2 - f*** the children man3 - we dont have time
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Ashes to ashes, Priests prever boys, cause they dont have to shave their asses.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
why dont orphans care if they get in trouble, cant call their parents
