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I was lying on the bed the other night and my mrs was playing with my cock trying to get it to go hard, she asked me whats the matter i said i just dont find women without hair very attractive

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

somebody shouts "fire!"

man1 - get the children out man2 - f*** the children man3 - we dont have time

Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.

So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"