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Dont Jokes

Twin Towers

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Deaf

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Emo kid

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Cereal

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Will Smith

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Orphan

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Orphan

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Orphan

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Teeth

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

Emo

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

Movie

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

Grade

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

Parent

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

Orphan

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.

The orphan: But why?

Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

Emo

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Sunglasses

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"