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Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."

People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."

koalas are wierd why i dont no!!!!!!

What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, she's still trying to open it...

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

i dont have any friends if you like this i can be your friend :)

when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!

How do you make a hormone. DONT PAY HER.

When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life

if there are 12 fish and 6 drown how many are left

12 because fish dont drown

Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?

A: Because they don't have any parents.

does anybody know the similarites between a rubixs cube and a penis? I dont know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

if you dont like the video in 10 second james charles will sleep with you tonight

three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner

Hi, I...

Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

what is the diffrence between an american and a orphan they dont have a home to get their guns

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"